SAW 4

SAW 4

Directed & Script written by Regina.
Yes!Me Me Me!
If I got $, I sure make movie and it will be SAW 4!

My first victim will be the guy in my previous post!

Of coz I will use the old tagline of SAW..
But my game is simple..

“Attached chain to his fingernails and toenails, balls, foreskin of his dick, nipples and the soft skin under his tongue..”
“he got one minute to detach everything, ripped off his nails, foreskin, balls, nipples and soft skin..if not, concentrated HCL will be poured on him from above his head..salt will be sprinkled on him after the acid..”

In Saw 4, there is no death..

Who will be next?

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SMU student who sell sneakers

SMU student who sell sneakers

Saw that LAN JIAO BING (WenKai) in white?

Please kick his balls if anyone of u see him..

He took 130buck from me, gimme a pair of designed sneakers that is too big for me..
Compromise & Give him like 4 mths to redraw a new pair for me/refund me partially as he PROMISED.
In the end, he turned his back n pushed all the bloody blame on me and personal attack!And u noe what? he brought in his old grandmother story abt hw poor his family and his stupid principle that he dun resell shoes & tink in my shoes dat y dun refund..knnbclj!HGG!

Curse him!
Curse his fatherhood!Curse him to suffer from ERECTILE DYSFUCTION!
Curse him to shoot within 3s!Curse his fatherhood to smash into half, dipped in salt, rub w sand and cover w honey!

UUU!if u tink i am childish to curse, i dun give a bloody damn!If u kana scolded n insulted after being nice and cheated 130buck, trust me..u will start cursing lo!
Cannot get back the $ so curse lo!

I will curse till one of it happen on him!
Karma Karma Karma spell on him!

Mi-Ni-Ma-Li Mo!!!!!!!!!

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Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Rox

Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Rox

A xmas to remember.
A time to get pressie!!!

Gift Exchange!!!

Had a little gift exchange w the gurls..

Abit sad that few cannot make it but it’s okay..
Coz still got pressie!!!

And i got this!!!!!!!
It’s Cheryl one..Snap card..-_-
I going to have childhood againz..hahahaha!
But lucky not take Adel one..chocolate..haahhahaa!

Beside keeping each other updated about life..
we never 4get to take pic!!!

Me & hao jiemei – never failed to take gd picture!

Me & HuiMin & Wenqi – our RARE human beings to the gathering!!!

Me, Rudith, Neeky & Rainus..

Rainus damn fair i guess..almost cannot see her..
Oh ya..b4 meeting the gurls..me n rain kana dragged into California fitness..

Oh f***..i am f***ing fat..
f***ing need to lose weight..
and kana disturbed by the tiko personal trainer..
idiotic.

Will blog about him soon.Idiot.

Wateva la..dun spoil my xmas mood over him!!!heehheee..

BEside that…

SWEET XMAS

I got a pretty sweet Christmas eve with him..
Yes..that idiot..

Well..xmas eve was our 2nd month anniversary too.
Dunno what to show his face or not.
Wait till my birthday la..but i guess most people noe who he is liaoz..
i sux sia..put pic on msn display pic who dunno..
hahahhaa!

He damn cute lo..
At 2pm, he sms me that he haven buy my pressie..
At 2plus, he sms me and asked me to plan where to go..
I was baking muffins for him then and he..kns..do nothing still dun wan to think..
slap him arh..

I was so du lan till i juz poured in the whole pkt of chocolate chips into the muffins mix and keep saying “Tian si ni Tian si ni!!!!”

Aisyah, juz kept laughing n laughing over there n said i siaoz!(was at her plc)
We successfully baked many many nice muffins okay!!!
High 5 Aisyah!hahahha!

All designed by me.Baked together w Aisyah..
Great work!Yummmy!

Every piece of muffin got its meaning n is filled w love..
Eeeeewwwk..gross. mao zhang liao..

Beside muffins, I got an expensive shaver for him too..
Dun ask me why shaver..he asked for it one..
Went to mustafa and buy one lo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thnx to laiquin..she went w me late at nite..touched.

Anyway, he was wearing pink..
He said was a surprise for me..-_-“
and see if we fated or not..Si bei lame sia..
of coz being a scary cat..i wore neutral colour..
But did tot of wearing pink in the 1st place..
So fated?

I was so excited to see him that I ran and kept jumpin infront of him n keep saying “Merry xmas!Merry xmas!!!”

And guess what???

My necklace snapped.
one string of beads dropped n rolled on the moving escalator..
That idiot looked at me, while i go “ARGHHHH….!My necklace!!!!”
He so paiseh till he walked far far away from me and laughed at me n imitated my reaction!So mean!!!

I wasnt informed where to dine in..
I juz followed him.
In the end, we ended up in a live band western cafe called “Blue JAzz” along bugis.
And they got western buffet!!!Woah!!!!

YumYum!!!!Nice!!!!!!got alot of food!!!I ate alot n talk cock w the chef..
Ya..i always go around talking to strangers..heehehee!
I ate like 2 to 3 plates..while BengBeng eat 1plate..
Gosh..feel so fat n guilty as compared..feel like a fatty bomb bomb sia!

I asked,”Eh..how u know such nice place one???”
“Oh..a gurl bring me here last time one..”he replied..
tmd..dare to say OTHER GURL bring him go..kns..never die b4..*filter-filter*

My gift! Sony Headphone!!!
He knew i was a messy bitch so get a headphone that can store the wire one..haha!
And he got me a card..inside gt the words “With love”..wahzzzzz..hahahaha!
Floating.ahhahaa!

He said,”gei ni present..so next time muz ting hua hoh..”
Is this some kind of deal???

Dunno why..but he kept taking pic of me..
Maybe yue lai yue xi huan wo le..hahahaha

Rem the necklace?it’s snapped..

He took also..while i was repairing my necklace..
Weird sia..but sweeeeet..hehehhee..

I was expectin countdown at the cafe..
But dun have..they only sing 2 xmas songs..so sad..=(
I wna more lo..i luv xmas songs!!!

Oh what happened to the muffins..??
He finished it at one goal..
HE said nice but everytime he burped got butter taste..
idiot..a real idiot..

It was a sweeet xmas to spend w him..
He wasnt feeling very well yet he tried his best to smile all the time and tahan till the needle strikes 12am..

He asked, “Want to spend xmas w me 4eva?”
“I dun mind” but he said there is no such thing as 4eva..
So “as long as both of us are alive..”
*hug* So mushy..eeeek!phew!

of coz got alot other things but cannot say..=P

WELL..MERRY XMAS TO ALL OF U!!!

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Will I turn into a Clubber?

Will I turn into a CLUBBER?

*Ai yo mai yo mai yo
*Ai yo mai yo mai yo
*Ai yo ar ga ga yo

Si bei ah beng sia..hahhahaa!

Actually my initial plan is to bring Steven, my fren from my hometown to take a look of Clarke quay, got a feel of nightlife in Spore..
Want to bring him to Zoo ar, Night Safari ar, Sentosa ar..
But not enough days..sighz..

Anyway, in the end..Tony jio me out for clubbing at MOS..
So I thought it will be nice to bring Steven too lo..

Suppose to have many many other ppl one..
Who knows Tony’s charm has been decreasing tisdays..
All the ppl he jio in the end, fly kite sia..
So his charm is only one human being n that is me..
And I brough Steven along..so not under his charm..
hahahhaa!!!

Chun An kns lo..
Tot he will be coming..
What I heard from Tony is that Chun An was so excited to hear that I am going till he say..

“Wah!Regina going ar!Woo!Hot ar..”

-_-“

This is the result from going ns, bmt..
Deprivation of gurlz..

But, I have always being HOT..

Me & Steven

Me & Tony

The both of them are my PILLARS!
In the sense that they are my care-takers..hehehehe!
Both also so tall..more than 1.8m..
Made me looked tiny..hehhehee!
So I not scared to be lost in the crowd coz they sure can find me!hehehee!

MOS still so boring n squeezy..
But I still upset over the “trust” thingie so i drank not alot la(1 shot & volka lime)..
But engrossed in dancing ma chiam Gui Shang Shen..
Till they kp asking me if I am okay or not..
They thought I drunk..

Surprised to see juniors from Canoeing over there..
Can see that both of them had drank alot..
One of them abit touchy..
They were w 2 gurls one..then suddenly..behind “dancing” w me n eat my fat tofu..
Can see that my 2 pillars any time will hit them le..juz waiting for me to signal nia

Abit buai song la..

But lucky, Steven saw my du lan face n slowly moved n blocked the 2 of them..
Hurray!hahahahaa!But Steven like woodblock..have to keep pulling his shirt to make him shake or touch his 6-pac to get reaction(opps!orgasm sia!jk la!)..

Tony was saying “Wah lau..heng xiang yi quan guo qu le..”
Me say,”4get it la..they my juniors..want to play them more but scared they wai bu qi”
Tony nodded and say,”Ya lo Ya lo..Regina hui unbutton and pull down their pant 1!”

-_-“

Did I do that b4?
Dit I Did I Did I?

I dun remember myself that scary b4..
The most horrible one is made few guys strip to nothing at pool..but w my whole sportcamp group la..

Anyway, after the thing..du lan-ing..
I said i wan to go home liao(3am then)..n Tony drove me home in his dad’s lorry..ahhahaa!
He damn idiot lo..parked his lorry in liang court’s carpark which is illegal!
He hit the Exit signboard n both of us were practically bending down in the car..
Ma chiam anytime the top will snip off..

Chatted quite alot. Heard his story. Poor Da ge da..sighz.

Clubbing fun. but tiring.

My toes hurt.
Need a massage.hahaha!

Well, hope Steven had fun w us..hehehhe!

Jio me club next time..
Then see my mood..

Conclusion: Still not a clubber..hahaha!

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Tiring Dayout

Tiring Day Out

Kunnie the MooMoo Cow finally find a time slot for us to meet her!!!
hahhahaha!
She is like the busiest gurl in the world..
Always meet ppl here n there..
Then put me n peisan the last slot..

But at least still see us la..hehehee

AS usual, I have to think of where to makan..
Went to the net n found a good place “tong shui cafe” a hongkong fusion cafe..
Looked at the menu and it so appealing ..
So decided to went to the west coast branch..

We took a cab from clementi to there n started our search..
We walk up and down..walk n walk n walk..
Still cannot findz..
For 30mins.
Still no sight.
And hungry cow is complaining.
Then asked a resident there n realised that the cafe closed down liao..

Stunning sia…
It’s opened this year nia..n closed liao..
Power..

Kns..never update the website..
Made us walked like crazy human beings xcept kunnie..she is a cow..hahahaa!
MAde us sweat like siao..(btw, cow sweat?)

Anyway..
In the end..
We went to Jack’s Place..(si bei sian)

ME, Peisan and Kunnie (Frens of 10years)

Seafood in a basket..not too bad but very filling..

We chatted alot of stuff..mostly about bfs..over dinner..
Heard alot of stunning news…
Envy peisan somehow..
If thing is the same for me that will be good..
But..wateva la..

Went to bt panjang plaza starbuck for more drink n talk..
Played around w our cam..

And did some ugly face competition..

So who is the ULTIMATE winner?

Issit kunnie with her stunned chipmunk face?

Or PEisan with her cute smashed face???

Or me..the see-le-want-to-beat-up face???

ahhahaa..
10years of frenship..not easy..
Went thru diff phase of life..
n see the changes we went thru..
But the frenship still strongz..=)

Happy to have the both of them as my good frens..
Hope it will b an EVERLASTING frenship..
Frenship is more important than Love..=)

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