I want to be that interactive electronic shiny black box!

Ever since Mr K got his new Samsung touchphone, I lost my status as a girlfriend.
Don’t ask me which model as I know nut about it.
I am a complete handicap when it comes to touchphone technology. 
It’s a new phone but he paid much more attention to it than to the real human being.
Yeah me the real standing up tall at 1.6m yet lose out to a small black box.

 

Basically, he spend more time playing with his black box. Find thing to install in it & get weirdest virus.
A virus that sent weird sms to me which he claimed he did not sent.
And in the end, he blamed me. He thinks I played with his phone and make it wacky. =/
And to add, he don’t usually or slow to reply my sms.
However, as I sms-ed him about the weird msg i got, he responded to me like immediately.

He was extremely gentle with his phone too.
He wiped it non-stop. And warned me sternly to put at the right place after playing.
Yell at me when I almost dropped it. And say “YES” to anything to save his black box.

 

Finally, he went around claiming his black box is the world best phone.. 

 

I want to be that black box so much.
From the start…
I don’t hear him praising me as the world best gf.
I don’t see him taking care of me in such gentle way & making sure I am at the best state.
I don’t see him yelling at someone when I was being bullied.
Most importantly, I don’t see him giving me that kind of attention.

 

Suck right? 
That’s why I want to be that silly interactive electronic black box.